.You can Live in Maine where...

1.You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
and Tabasco.

2.Halloween costumes fit over parkas.

3. You have more than one recipe for moose.

4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
eight buttons.

5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
winter, and construction.

You can live in Colorado where...

You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500car.

2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.

4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a
pony tail.

Or You can live in Florida where..

1.You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.

2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.

3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.

4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the

state.

5Cars in front of you are driven by headless people

ple.

 

5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people

 

THE  VINES RESTAURANT

JULIE & RICHARD WOOD

Plaza Almengual 10, Estepona

(Near The Tourist Office)

Telephone 952 807 335

Open Lunch Wed.-Sat. 12:30-2:30

Dinner: Tues.-Sat. 7:30-10:30

Closed Sunday

 

FARMACIA - JUAN USERO

Avda. Andalucia 168, Bda. Mar y Sierra

Edif. Mirador de Dna Isabel

tel. 952 791 435

·                 PRESCRIPTION DISPENSED

·                 BLOOD & URINE  ANALYSIS

·                 BLOOD PRESSURE CHECK

·                 FULL RANGE OF HEALTH FOODS

·                 BEAUTY PRODUCTS

·                 BACH BATH ESSENTIALS

·                 ENGLISH SPOKEN

 

EMERGENCY CHEMISTS FOR JUNE - SUNDAYS & HOLIDAY OPENINGS -

 

June 3          D. Jose Ayala          Ave. Juan Carlos 1      

June 10         D. Juan Artacho        C/ Real No. 77

June 17         D. Juan M. Usero       Ave. Andalucia 168      

June 24         D. Rafael Perez        C/ Terraza 42

 

 

 

April 29  Jose Tortosa  Pilar de Farios, Bdg. 1, La Vina

 

We are situated on the roundabout just down from the old Mercadona at the top of Calle Terraza on the road that takes you to the Policia National and the Geriatric Clinic.