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OPTICA  MACHIN

 Jane Staunton Machin

Bsc MBOptom CNOO   English Optometrist

Avda. Litoral Edf. Vistamar Blq. 2 Local 1

Opposite Muebles Gavira

29680 Estepona

Tel:-  95 280 68 13     Fax:-  95 280 8450

e-mail:-  jstaunton@cnoo.es

For the convenience of our clients our new opening hours from Feb 2007 are:

Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri. 10am-6pm

Wednesday               10am—8pm

Saturdays                  10am—1pm

FULL EYE EXAMINATIONS

GLAUCOMA SCREENING

SPECTACLES DISPENSED

PRESCRIPTION & COLOURED

CONTACT LENSES

HOME VISITS by APPOINTMENT

A CUT ABOVE

The friendly British Hair Salon

 Theresa

95 280 54 85

Estepona  Port

OppositeNautico

Club  Nautico

 


 

 

 

 





Bar La Luna

Wendy Meehan

 

Estepona Port          Mon.-Sat. 2.00pm-Late

Lower Level            Sunday 12:00—LateOpp. Club Nautico

Tel. 626 072 710

Living in the U.S,.......

 

As the euro and pound are so good against the dollar,  we though maybe some of our European friends might like to live there. Nita Marsh has sent some advice in choosing a place to live!

 

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.

2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.

4.You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.

5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You could live in California where..

 

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.

2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

3. You know how to eat an artichoke.

4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.

5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You can Live in New York City  where...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.

2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

5. You've worn out a car horn.

6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

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